Monday, November 07, 2005

Periodic Table of Science Fiction

I have a Science Fiction kind of mind. I can't claim to have an encyclopedic knowledge of the genre, but I find something about its sensibilities to be comforting and familiar. That's what I like about Michael Swanwick's Periodic Table of Science Fiction. Most of these stories are goofy, all are very short, but it's a fun concept: writing a story for, and at least tangentially connected to, each element of the periodic table. It's not the kind of cutting commentary on human nature that we expect from the best of science fiction, nor do the stories last long enough for prolonged escapism, but they are entertaining, observant, and amusing. Give it a go, you weren't doing anything, were you?

Thursday, November 03, 2005

The Basic Laws of Human Stupidity

This is an old one, but so piquant in tone as to be timeless. The Basic Laws of Human Stupidity by Carlo M. Cipolla (which, incedentally, means "onion") is the kind of spoof that the Daily Show and the Onion wish they could produce. Don't believe me? I'll leave you with the first section so that you might witness its perfection:

"The First Basic Law of Human Stupidity asserts without ambiguity that

Always and inevitably everyone underestimates the number of stupid individuals in circulation.

At first, the statement sounds trivial, vague and horribly ungenerous. Closer scrutiny will however reveal its realistic veracity. No matter how high are one's estimates of human stupidity, one is repeatedly and recurrently startled by the fact that:

  1. people whom one had once judged rational and intelligent turn out to be unashamedly stupid.
  2. day after day, with unceasing monotony, one is harassed in one's activities by stupid individuals who appear suddenly and unexpectedly in the most inconvenient places and at the most improbable moments."
Read it.

Tuesday, November 01, 2005

A gem and a jewel mine

First, the best story I've read in weeks, and I read a lot of stories in the internet. Must say I found it at FARK, which is a good source for oddball stories. Unfortunately, unless you pay them $5 a month, they come only at a trickle. Purchasing a TotalFARK membership would also publicly admit things I'd rather not acknowledge in the privacy of my own head.

I have also enjoyed the Exploring the Universe section of NASA's website. You can read about current missions, the celestial bodies of the solar system, all kinds of distant space objects, the sun, robots, even apply for a job at NASA. There're enough articles here to keep you busy while you wait for the perfect opportunity to open up in the Aerospace industry.